Monday, March 5, 2012

Science Systems Essay: A Letter to the Human Body Corp.

Science Systems Essay: A Letter to the Human Body Corp.





Dear Human Body Corp.:

I hear that you are trying to fire me, the Nervous System. Even in my wildest dreams I could not believe that you would do something as thoughtless as that. Well, I'm sending you this letter to remind you of all the wonderful things that I do for you. First off, without me you would be an emotionless freak with no possibility of having any part in music. Also, you wouldn't be able to speak, write, read, or solve problems, and lastly you would die without the Nervous System. So, don't fire me or all these terrible things will happen to you.

If you were to fire the Nervous System you would become an emotionless weirdo who can't do music. One consequence in firing me would be that you can't even tell what you're feeling! Can you imagine that? Not being able to feel happiness, excitement, etc. Well, that's the price you'll have to pay if you fire me. Also, you wouldn't be able to take part in any type of music. Don't fire me, or you'll turn into an emotionless weirdo who isn't able to play music.

Don't fire the Nervous System, or you won't be able to speak, read, write, or solve problems. If you fired me you wouldn't be able to go to school. I know most people would think of that as a good thing, but let's think about your future if you couldn't get an education/ read, write, or even speak; obviously it's not good. You wouldn't be able to make friends or speak to the ones you have! Also, you wouldn't be able to read so if you're the kind of person who loves to read books don't fire the Nervous System or your reign of reading will be over forever.

Lastly, and I can't stress this enough, you would simply be dead if you fired me. First of all, you wouldn't be able to breathe. Secondly, without the Nervous System your heart wouldn't know how to beat. Lastly, you couldn't eat or drink because you would have no control of your body. So I suggest, if you want to live, not to fire the Nervous System.

If you fired the Nervous System you would end up emotionless and unable to do any type of music. Secondly, you would be unable to speak, read, write, and solve problems. Lastly, you would not be alive without me. So, if you want to be a dead, emotionless freak who can't even speak, read, write, or do music then be my guest, but if not then don't fire the Nervous System.

                          Sincerely,
                          The Nervous System

I got this picture from: http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/introb.html

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